Reviewing One of Steve’s Weirder Choices
A Comment on The Globe and Mail Telling us to Vote Conservative
I plunge back into my December, 2012 blog file to remind you of one of Stephen Harper’s weirder political choices, Hangin’ Judge Vic Toews.
Imagine a man so gnarled and so twisted with hatred of his fellow humans and so abysmally petty of heart that he dreams up taking pizza away from jailed prisoners! That'll learn 'em, right, Vic? What a punishment-lunatic Toews is!
And that from a public figure toting a life record that is far from spotless.
When Judge Toews is not busy impregnating stray women around the house to whom he is not married or cheating on his election finances, Vic displays that peculiar Mennonite love of sneaky punishment so dear to born-again wackos: Git them Christless varmints! Kick 'em! Gouge 'em! Disembowel those unbelievers! Tar ‘n’ feather ‘em and ride ‘em outa town on a mule with mange!
Absurd vengeance is a childish trait that Toews shares completely and utterly with the born-again Harper. So many of the evangelical fruitcakes seethe and fester for a physical retribution for their perceived enemies. Yes siree, Vic, dem sinners gots ta pay.
Harper kept appointing the crazy Mennonite to government cabinet posts because, on Harper’s cue, Vic would foam and rage like the right-wing nincompoop he is. Vic would announce all the punitive new laws that Harper, true to his fascist heart, knows are not good to retain centrist votes that might be needed at election time. So, why not throw the Wal-Mart Avenger at the do-badders? Let Vic catch the shit and let Harper lurk behind him, all safe and voteful.
If you want to read a good summary of Toews' pathetic public record of little-boy meanness, check out the Wikipedia entry on him.
No pizza, ye shackled infidels, 'cause you've been baaaad and Jesus don’t luv yuh no more.
Geez, have we Canadians no shame? How can we permit this childish government to continue to make us the laughing stock of nations?
(above written in December, 2014)
It is not enough on Monday, October 19, 2015, to vote Liberal; vote to give Trudeau a thundering majority, so Justin and all Canadians of good will and Christian common sense can begin to undo all the soulless Harper fascism of his last, tedious ten years, a decade during which my beloved Canada has suffered the worst Prime Minister this country has ever endured.
Note on The Globe & Mail Declaring for The Tories!
Globe and Mail editorials are blindly partisan, pro-business advertisements. But this morning, even the perpetual Tory rag made of itself a laughing stock.
The Globe editorial bent logic backwards and bent itself into a pretzel shape in the most comic convolution of its many forays into defending the obscenely rich and their corporate pollutions.
On this crisp dawn Ebenezer Globe stated that Canadians should vote for the Conservatives and hope that, when the PCs win on Monday, Stephen Harper will immediately resign! The Globe posited that nonsense as a serious, cogent suggestion!
According to the fervently pro-greed newspaper, we must vote Tory because the Liberals have borrowed their entire platform from Harper! Which platform was that, O Globe and Mail? Government secrecy? Blatant racism? Toxic Tar-Sands Extraction? Abuse of Canadian Veterans? Selection of Mike Duffy and Pamela Wallin as Harper-picked Senators?
Lady Globe, viewing Canada, as usual, through her lorgnette like a dowager observing a dung beetle, did not deign to list what the Liberals have stolen from the noble Conservative Party of Canada. But, never mind. There simply must not be a Liberal majority. Why, some rich readers of the Globe might actually have to pay tax!
Never mind. When the revolution comes, and the rich are extracted by force from their limousines and beheaded at Front and Bay Streets, the Globe and Mail will be recommending that poor people should lie down in the roadway and permit chauffeurs of the wealthy to drive over their bodies.
The editorial writers of the Globe and Mail need to withdraw their noses from the assholes of rich businessmen and take an occasional breath of non-fecal air. The rest of Canada has done so.